Did Jesus have a Penis?

Some wonder about Jesus’ upbringing. What if Jesus would have been a girl? Jesus really never uses his penis for any of the old “in and out” and most likely just for urination purposes. Sometimes I wonder why, never once in the Bible, is Jesus’ penis mentioned. But what I’m trying to say is that, because the penis was arbitrary to Jesus’ identity, why couldn’t have Jesus been a girl. There is always a fifty percent chance of having a girl because males have X and Y chromosomes, while females have X chromosomes.

Was it a cosmic joke or chance that Jesus happened to be male. Maybe he was never checked. Would you, as the doctor, have the courage to cup the balls of the savior of all mankind. I know I wouldn’t. I think there might have been a conspiracy. Someone wanted Jesus to be male and they weren’t leaving any room for error. All doctors are weak individuals and it would have been easy to blackmail him. He might have gone to a prostitute and this shadow government would tell him to look the other way or they would expose him.

I guess what I’m trying to say is that God doesn’t hate you for being dirty, human scum. He hates the dirty scum and you because that’s what the dirty scum is in. However, Jesus was the perfect sacrifice and therefore God’s view of your scumminess is obscured. It’s there but God can’t see it because he is dumb sometimes when it comes to his family.

All I’m saying is that there is no reason that Jesus couldn’t have been a woman. Think about it.

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